This is not just because I’m a kill-joy. Seriously, a few actual practical problems. I’ll have to listen to the whining when whoever decides to start a mac vs. pc debate realizes it was a terrible idea (that’s partially selfish and partially generous–sparing you, the beloved reader. Also, since Stuttaford and I share a March 22 birthday, tomorrow is a disaster waiting to happen, Corner-wise. I’m getting to old to handle whatever Stuttaford wants to pull from Amsterdam.