Jonah, you must be joking. Can’t imagine what would upset the Clintonites, the Buzzflashers, and the Media-Whores-Onliners? They are ultrasensitive. It used to be considered “blasphemy” (a term actually used by USA Today) to suggest that Bill Clinton did ANYthing wrong in his terms as Governor of Arkansas. The Clintons are completely ripe for Dynasty-style melodramatic exploitation, but the TV networks wouldn’t touch it. What happened instead: CBS president Les Moonves was talked into a 1997 TV movie glorifying Clinton’s Family and Medical Leave Act.

Someone suggested the movie “Primary Colors” based on the novel by Anonymous Joe Klein. But Klein meant to make “Jack Stanton” look like a lovable philanderer who had so much to offer that the uptight moralists ought to shut up and let the genius govern.