Archbishop Dolan’s got nothing on my retro priest. During yesterday’s Mass this guy prattled on about Father’s Day, clueless to the fact that such statements were “inappropriate” and “offensive” to the mothers and other non-fathers populating the pews. He compounded this affront by talking about the alleged importance of fidelity and commitment, oblivious to the sensitivities of Adulterous-Americans and similarly oppressed peoples who attend church seeking tolerance (and incense), not pious pronouncements from this antediluvian rube. But worst of all, he kept making reference to the Trinity (ostensibly because it was Trinity Sunday or some such thing; but really because of his religious bigotry)—-a gaffe of epic insensitivity to the “youths” in attendance.

My grievance to the U. N. Human Rights Commission is in the mail. Catholicism is a hate crime.