I’ll be the first to confess that one went completely over my head at the time (clearly I’m all basketball, all the time). Which means a) I’m a ditz, particularly on “Mondays.” b) Warren’s a professional, which, he, well, is. c) Warren was playing it straight. This reader is reading too much into that one.

Meanwhile, a is true regardless, because I just invited all the gentlemen of The Corner to see what they can put over on me. Genius.