An e-friend writes:

Yes, the Chomasky/Euro theory has a nice, academic t*t-wankery ring to it, but for sheer psychotic appeal, there’s nothing like my friend’s blind date with a man her coworker recommended. Said date ended abruptly as he expounded his theory that Bush and Cheney were not only responsible for 9/11 but had operated the planes themselves from a basement in Manhattan, using remotes similar to the ones for model airplanes.