On point Number 7, about Connecticut: someone who lives there (moi) is best called a “Nutmegger.” It is the Nutmeg State, after all. Of course, if you commute four hours daily to your job in New York City, you are a “Metro North Hostage.” Also possibly an “Idiot,” but I’ll save that for myself. If you lived there and voted for Lowell Weicker, you’re a “Really Big Idiot.” And if you are a more recent former governor, you’re a “Suspect in a Corruption Scandal.”