Oh, I dunno, Rick, in the absence of black celebrity funerals to cover — an inside New York joke, readers, that I DON’T WISH TO REVISIT — I was kind of hoping to get into my long-planned seventeen-part series: “What Would Walker Do?”, or Granola, Grits, Guns and the Grand Jury: a Southern Crunchy-Right Response to the Catholic Church Scandal. I’m guessing that would be the perfect Rod Dreher NRO piece. Any other guesses about the quintessential NRO essay for various writers? I envision Jonah writing, Burke, Boogers and Sen. Blutarsky: How Scatalogical Comedy Embiggens Conservative Politics.