I do this hesitantly, because I would never actually want to encourage

anyone to sample this crap, but Charley Reese

makes me want to poke long pieces of dry pasta in my eyes, then pull

them out and let a horizontal sprinkler of blood obscure my vision so

I can no longer read <a href=”

http://www.lewrockwell.com/reese/reese-arch.html”>his gentle musings.

The amazing part is, he considers himself a conservative, despite

preferring Kerry to Bush, and Dean to Kerry.