Dude, it’s a Louisiana thing. I swear, my poor

Texas-born wife thought I was a nice guy, but a congenital liar when we

first met. And then I took her home to meet everybody, and see that all the

maximum weirdness was all too real! Remind me to tell you about the

night I got drunk with Abbie Hoffman, and got stopped trespassing on the

Jimmy Swaggart Bible College campus by the Jimmy Swaggart Bible Police. True

story. Vipal S., you fabulous getaway driver you, if you’re out there

somewhere and reading The Corner, check in!