Jonah: English authoress Jilly Cooper once famously boasted that her

husband was so boring, he could bore for England. I don’t think I could

bore for the U.S.A.–judging from that debate the other night, the

competition is pretty darn stiff–but I bet I could bore for NR. Have you

ever heard my theory about what happened to the Etruscans? Did you know

that I can sing ALL THE VERSES of “O bury me not on the lone prairie”?