This story is disgusting and you can probably guess what it’s about from the subject header above. But my question is, if you shoot a man raping your horse, would a Montana jury send you to jail? No wait, my question is, if the horse likes it, Who are we to judge? No that’s not right. How about, If the horse was wearing a very revealing saddle, does that mitigate things? No, no, no. My question is, if this was going on at the Neverland ranch….no, that’s not right either. Darn it, there must be some redeeming policy issue that justifies posting this article!

Wait! Does Peter Singer think this is a crime at all? Particularly if the horse whinnies its consent?