Some might say my Rise of the Avian Menace posts were never funny, but

in my opinion this is actually getting a little worrisome. Check

these reports of bird attacks in the U.S. and Scotland (here and here.)

(Thanks for watching the skies, e-mailer Sean.)

Also, I came in literally during the last 10 seconds of ABC’s Sunday

“World News Tonight” or whatever they call it. And it appeared they

were doing a story about predatory birds, but I couldn’t quite tell.

If anyone saw it or has a link, I think we need to know.

My current plan: find actor George Kennedy and stick with him. He

always seems to survive these things.