Am I ever happy to see the D.C. government crack down on the Maoist twerps who have been littering D.C. for as long as I’ve lived here.

International ANSWER, a communist-connected group that took to the National Mall just days after 9/11 to oppose the Afghanistan invasion (“Stop this racist war!!!”), has been putting up adhesive posters all over town ever since I first moved here in 2001. They affix these things to street-light-boxes, lamp-posts, and anything else in my neighborhood that’s made of metal to announce their various rallies.

The only downside if they stop littering up my town is that I may forget to lock my doors the day of their next gathering.