As I mentioned last week, Cosmo the Wonderdog was up for the title of “America’s dog.” In a close but obviously fair, scientific and utterly irrefutable survey, the Wonderdog won. You know what they say, you can’t spell “Wonderdog” without “won.” I want to thank all the fine canine competitors for their canine goodness and the readers of NRO for their infinite wisdom and taste. Exit polls suggest you were the decisive factor.

A statement from Cosmo is expected tomorrow.