An e-mail:

I say Roger Ailes should produce a teevee biopic about the Clintons,
starring Dennis Miller as Bill and Ann Coulter as Hillary.
(Corner reades might be able to suggest other actors to play supporting
characters. Ben Stein as John Podesta? Drew Carey as Paul Begala? Ted
Nugent as Sid Blumenthal? Mary Carey as Monica?)
All I ask is a “created by” credit and the Carville part.
Regards,
Doug Welty

And, of course, base the script on Rich Lowry’s LEGACY.