There are some doors, Rick, you really should not open.

1. Ode to Juno

Girls! Still trying to lose lbs. and oz.?

A new survey report here annoz.

That American guys,

In the matter of size,

Prefer a girl’s figure that boz.

2. West Coast Saga

A fellow from South Calif.

Said to his date: “I must w.

You may meet guys discreeter,

And neater, and sweeter;

But you’ll never meet anyone h.”

Just tell me when to stop.