Patton, a cat-loving, ant-eating, long-tongued Jihadi dog over at Rightwing News, has declared “thousands will die if I am not brought the head of Jonah Goldberg’s dog Cosmo.”

I tried to get Cosmo interested, but the news bores him:

After all, he remembers what happened when a certain cookie-snorting muppet trash-talked him. He can defend himself against a dog with a cat on his back.