I don’t know exactly how to interpret this story, but it’s pretty funny. Seems some Iranian teachers were taking an exam on the life of The Prophet Muhammed, and the questions seemed a bit intrusive into TP’s private life. Like, how many fingers did he eat with? Like, did he think he was cuter than the prophet Joseph?

If I believed there were a CIA, I would credit them with this as a master psyops stroke. But I don’t believe it, so I guess it was a) the Israelis or b) some enemy of Ahmadinezhad or c) the Zoroastrian Underground.

As I keep on saying, you couldn’t invent these guys.