Many contributions from readers.

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CH___CH. WHAT’S MISSING? U R

DO YOU HAVE A LONG-STANDING PROBLEM? TRY KNEELING.

STOP, DROP AND ROLL WON’T WORK IN HELL

SEVEN DAYS WITHOUT PRAYER MAKES ONE WEAK

FINALLY–A CHURCH THAT PUTS ITS FAITH IN YOU

SIGN BROKEN — COME INSIDE FOR MESSAGE

GOD ANSWERS KNEE-MAIL

THOSE WHO DESERVE OUR LOVE THE LEAST, NEED IT THE MOST