George and Laura could have a Roger Clinton-type situation on their hands if movie dude Ashton Kutcher is telling the truth in the new issue of Rolling Stone:

“So we’re hanging out … The Bushes were underage drinking at my house. When I checked outside, one of the Secret Service guys asked me if they’d be spending the night. I said no. And then I go upstairs to see another friend and I can smell the green wafting out under his door. I open the door, and there he is smoking out the Bush twins on his hookah.”