They said he was too big to fail, until the day he too needed a stimulus. It’s come to this:

Porn Industry Seeks Federal Bailout
WASHINGTON (CNN) — Another major American industry is asking for assistance as the global financial crisis continues: Hustler publisher Larry Flynt and Girls Gone Wild CEO Joe Francis said Wednesday they will request that Congress allocate $5 billion for a bailout of the adult entertainment industry.

Why not? And presumably Congress will impose improved emissions standards.

(via Jules Crittenden)