In response to that post on Roswell, a reader e-mails in with this:
“The Simpsons attend a local science fiction convention. In one section of the auditorium is a series of tables with people signing books. There are huge lines in front of one table with a Star Trek actor and a man in a Godzilla suit. Next to them is Neil Armstrong, being completely ignored. His agent, utterly dumbfounded, yells at the people the line, “People, this man has
actually beenin outer space!” One of the people (Mrs. Krabappel) replies, “Ha! Nobody cares.” “
Sadly so. Just don’t tell the (much wronged) Buzz Aldrin – he’ll punch your monocle out.