I just got in front of a Tv for the first time today and Wolf Blitzer is telling me — with text backup — that Kyle Sampson is Mormon.

Kyle Sampson is Mormon. And “very religious.”

Now all is clear. We’ve been asking for weeks now: How could the Bush administration possibly handle this non-scandal so badly? Simple. The Mormon Church is behind it. It’s all part of the conspiracy to make Mitt Romney — he’s Mormon, you know — president of the United States.

We’ll all eventually have to become Mormon, of course…but that’s steps ahead yet. First, that non-Mormon Hispanic AG has to go.