I don’t know what Tommy Boy is. But when I hear “Sandusky, Ohio” I immediatey think of Doris Day, in That Touch of Mink, telling Cary Grant she was from Sandusky by way of explaining why she wasn’t going to sleep with him until the relationship was official. Yup, that still sold movie tickets in 1962. When I saw it, on late-night TV sometime in the late 70s, it was quaint but within the realm of possibilities. I can’t imagine anyone watching it now.

Speaking of not sleeping with someone, Hillary should definitely park Bill somewhere out of sight for the duration. He is not an asset at this point (except, possibly, behind the scenes). And, (back to the movies) whatever Portrait of Dorian Grey – like object has been harboring all of the physical signs of debauchery he has amassed seems to have cracked. He looks red-faced, exceptionally haggard, really old, and kind of trashy.