“Senator Gavora, we’ve had several requests for Mr. Goldberg to cancel his ‘Office Iditarod 2002.’ Some people feel it is inappropriate to have such, um, sporting events in the US Capitol. We’ve even had some objections from animal rights groups who’ve complained that tying a dog to an office chair and calling it an “Urban Sled” constitutes cruelty to animals. Also, since we are on the subject, is Mr. Goldberg sure it’s necessary that he yell “Unleash the Hounds!” and “Kill Cosmo! Kill!” Every time Senator Corzine leaves his office?”