As the hours tick away in advance of Sunday’s (?) showdown, Reps. Paul Ryan (R., Wis.) and Mike Pence (R., Ind.) say they don’t have the votes! Hooray!

But Reps. Stephen Lynch (D., Mass.) and Chaka Fattah (D., Penn.) both say they’ve got extra votes! Boo!

One thing is for sure. The Democrats have ruined my plans to go camping this weekend.