Occassional NRO contributor Kevin Cherry e-mails:

Please tell Jonah that he should not fret so about Mr. Sterling. The dude was the older brother in the Goonies. No one will take him seriously. The only thing of note he did in the movie was make out with Kerri Green (which is, I suppose, something of distinction). The heroics were carried out by the other people. So this is sort of Clintonian: He’ll act all cool, talk a lot, get the girl, and leave the work to everyone else.
P.S. One of the other Goonies (Corey Feldman) is now on the WB’s Celebrity
Hottub, or whatever they’re calling it. Can’t take them too seriously.