I know, I know, pretty much everyone who wants my book has already gotten it. And, everyone who wants it signed, can get it signed when I’m out in Colorado. BUT! No one, and I mean no one, has a copy signed by me and by…Cosmo! That’s right; for the next 5 people who buy tickets to the Right in the Rockies (as confirmed by the timestamp doohickeys confirmed by the tech guys who monitor web transactions, etc.), they will get a copy of my book with an actual, certified, Cosmo pawprint inside. Of course, if you do not want the pawprint, you don’t have to have it. I will buy the books myself — retail no less! — before the Colorado gig and have the “It Dog of the American Right”® stamp his paw — with animal safe ink, of course — right next to the inscription of your choice by yours truly.

So: By buying a ticket, you automatically enroll in a chance to win a cruise for 2 on the equivalent of the Rightwing’s Love Boat (one celebrity cameo after another). You get booze and fun and a tax deduction and the opportunity to help the forces of truth and justice. And, hey, if you act now, you get a one of a kind — one of five, really — copy of the #1 NYT Bestseller Liberal Fascism signed by man and his best friend alike. It’s wacky; it’s wild; it’s a win-win-win situation.