If you haven’t been to the homepage today…well, go there…and read my new pitch. Follow the instructions. I’ll thank you. You’ll thank me.

You know…if the whole world did just that we would all live in perfect harmony. That’s the magic of NRO. Doing what Coke, with its big dreams, has never succeeded with.

My actual pitch is mildly exponentially more serious and sincere. Go ahead, read it. You don’t want to go back to working anyway.

Thanks.