So Sheryl Crow thinks she’s being environmentally friendly by only squeezing the Charmin one square at a time? Ha! She’s the John Edwards of celebrity bathrooms. You want environmentally-conscious stars? Step forward, Drew Barrymore:

Actress Drew Barrymore, who reportedly earns $15 million a film, told MTV viewers in one episode that after spending time in a primitive, electricity-free Chilean village, “I aspire to be like them more.” Barrymore, apparently enthralled by the lack of a modern sanitary facilities, gleefully bragged, “I took a poo in the woods hunched over like an animal. It was awesome.”

The actress Sarah Miles, on the other hand, is one serious recycler. I’m surely not the only one who feels that with this campaign they’ve finally found a cause all Hollywood can get behind. Has Alec Baldwin got a position on toilets yet? How about an all-star cover version of “All We Are Saying Is Give One Piece A Chance”?