Wahoo! Those kids in that halftime video I linked to yesterday aren’t deaf or mentally retarded, graduates of the Alec Baldwin school for the gifted and talented or even dropouts from Frostburg State. They’re Dutch! They were losers from the Dutch equivalent of American Idol. And so they are perfectly mockable! Shweeooooo.

How do you think they’d feel if they knew there was a serious debate in America about whether they were retarded?

Okay, maybe “serious debate” is strong. How about “much water-cooler conversation”?