P. 495 of The Clinton Wars, where Sid reveals his son Max (then a student at the U. of Pennslyvania) joined in the premature celebrations of impeachment’s end after the 1998 elections with his “epic Clintoniad,” which reads:
Goodbye Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
You cast the first stone into a river of lies
A double minded man who shoulda never tried
Goodbye Newt you big fat fruit
Go back to Georgia and play your skinny skin flute
Goodbye Ken Deathstar
You can’t shine a light when you hyde from your own shadow
Your lizardly molestigation is
Just a crutch for pale political pyromania
Burning America in a cast of stagnation
But that cast cracked when we turned our votes in…
[End of Daddy’s too-indulgent reproduction]





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