According to Mark Ebner, Comedy Central has pulled a new episode of South Park mocking Tom Cruise and his Scientology beliefs — not to mention something else, as indicated by the episode’s title, “Trapped in the Closet” — due to a threat from Cruise that he would do no publicity for his upcoming Mission Impossible III for Comedy Central’s sister company, Paramount Pictures. I assume there will be a passionate outcry from George Clooney about this suppression of speech to appear momentarily on the Huff Puff. UPDATE: I’m told it’s a repeat, not a new episode.