Ross Douthat has a very good post on the subject. He also links to this very disturbing story about heterosexual couples changing their traditional vows (“until death do us part”) to more modern fare:

Vows like “For as long as we continue to love each other,” “For as long as our love shall last” and “Until our time together is over” are increasingly replacing the traditional to-the-grave vow — a switch that some call realistic and others call a recipe for failure.

This is, of course, particularly idiotic for women. Men don’t need any more enabling to trade in their wives for younger models. Still for those interested, here are some equally sensible vows for those with suitably pliant brides:

“‘til you lose your figure.”

“For as long as the Olsen Twins’ restraining order is valid.”

“Pending a better offer.”

“Assuming you don’t come down with a really gross disease.”

And, for the more bottom-line ladyfolk….

“So long as every kiss begins with Kay.”