Wow! Now that’s a Valentine! Thank you, Robert! I have no idea what the Derbyshire Star is, but I shall endeavor to find out. One of my schoolmasters was fond of saying that there are only two kinds of immortality worth a damn: (1) Having a mathematical theorem named after you, or (2) Getting a poem in the Oxford Book of English Verse. I think this is as close as I shall get. I only hope it won’t mislead even more people into thinking I’m a mathematician, and sending me their 40-page worked proofs of the Goldbach Conjecture, hand-written in green ink with purple capitals. I’m about as much of a mathematician as Howard Cosell was an athlete.