The look of rapture on the faces of women delegates when they gaze upon the Hillary is remarkable. They can have her in just four short years if only that meanie John Kerry would knock it off.

Report from the workplace: Jonah was extremely happy when the Dunkin’ Donuts arrived. Of course, there can be no dunkin’ with his liquid problem. And, an earnest young volunteer at the door: “Would you like a copy of Stephanie Tubbs Jones’ speech?” Answer: “Does it come with an explanation of who the heck she is?” NR’s oasis has already become a haven where conservatives in the media can slip in to “avoid colleagues’ cheering during Gore’s speech.” We’re working on a secret handshake.