A reader, following my Radio Derb riffs on (a) the Obama camp finding racial offense in every word of John McCain’s campaign ads, and (b) the large h.a.d.r.o.n collider. It’s very witty, but you need to know some physics.

Mr. Derbyshire — Your discussion of black hole formation in CERN’s Large Hadron Collider is clearly invidious racial code for Baryon Obama. I may have to report the ugliness to George Soros’ watchdog group muon.org where your comments will be run through their left wing spin matrix without reference to their proper value. It’s all part of Hillary’s scheme (the old bag model) to steal the nomination. It’s a mesonic conspiracy, I tell ya!