Husband (feeling mighty virtuous about have started some long-postponed painting work around the house; wearing a head-to-toe white painter’s coverall ): Hi Honey.

Wife (just come in from shopping, stares): What on earth are you wearing?

Husband: Painting suit. Protects my clothes. Got it from Home Depot.

Wife: Where’s the tail?

Husband: Tail? What tail? What are you talking about?

Wife: You look like a sperm.