FCC Commissioner Michael Copps is, quite clearly, a nincompoop, a ninny, a nanny and a complete waste of space. Needless to say, you are paying his salary. And so am I. Sounding like a guilty porn-surfer caught out by an enraged wife, this fearless bureaucrat is claiming to have “stumbled” on to some “steamy” day-time soaps. ‘The children,’ yada, yada, yada, you know how it goes. Of course, during the term time, at least, most children aren’t slumped in front of these daytime dramas of depravity. They are in school. Oh well.