Winners: Hillary Clinton. Rush Limbaugh. John McCain.

Losers: Mike Huckabee (for taking one last slam at Romney — his line about the most civil campaigns). Bill Clinton (who apparently wasn’t invited to the after party). Pennsylvania Republicans (I’m sorry, they’re moving in….)

Reality Check: Obama.

Conclusion: Maybe there isn’t a place called “Hope,” afterall. (Think Huck and Bill, natives of Hope, Arkansas; Obama, resident of a fantasyland called “Hope.”)