It was thrilling. From the first Budweiser ad about the guy building a secret hiding place for his fridge to the great Godzilla-meets-robot-and-gives-birth-to-a-Hummer spot late in the game, the commercials were everything a guy could have wanted. The Rolling Stones were pretty amazing too.

Game? The game, you say? There was a game too? Okay. Some team from somewhere beat some other team from somewhere. There was a cool double-reverse with the wide receiver throwing a touchdown pass. Otherwise, a happy day for the quarterback whose name I’ve already forgotten and a sad day for the quarterback whose sister-in-law is the right-wing chick on The View. Big deal.