Well, I don’t have to ask Alabama residents to tell the truth.

I’m amazed by the sometimes-funny but always unwelcoming e-mails I’ve gotten overnight from residents of Alabama. Are New Yorkers that bad? Maybe it’s because there are “Yankee fan, go home” signs at the Alabama airports??

Jeepers, I was just going to drop by and see an old friend for a day or two. I wasn’t going to move there. I wasn’t even going to play Lynyrd Skynyrd loudly.