Have been getting–understandably–taunting e-mails like this one:

“Dear Yankee,

We tried to find a pitcher you could hit but unfortunately the game

ended too quickly (you know, what with you only having 28 outs and all)…”

In my funk last night, I tried to guess today’s NYPost headline. Here were my candidates:

Oh NO!

NO way!

Say it ain’t NO!

NO-where men!

The Post went with “OH, NO-NO!”