The U.K.: An Island Open to All

While the Department of Homeland Security in the United States is incentivizing illegal aliens to “voluntarily self-deport,” the United Kingdom continues developing ridiculous justifications for preventing deportations — including for criminals who have been convicted of serious offenses. Here’s a short list of people who have won their claims to stay in the United Kingdom with laughable arguments, ranging from the looming threat of a mean stepmother to having a son who is a picky eater.