I was wrong. As a number of disappointed readers have told me โ€“ there is no Hardeeโ€™s in Queens. Itโ€™s in Larchmont. Even further.

This account from a reader in Georgia does suggest that the trip to the, gasp, burbs might be worth it:

โ€œYโ€™all poor damyankees โ€” every county seat in the south boasts a Hardeeโ€™s. It is the most likely โ€œdowntownโ€ fastfood joint, and for years has been mainly known for having the best fastfood biscuits for breakfast. They came out with a โ€œLo-Carb Breakfast bowlโ€ in mid-summer โ€” a heaping bowl of scrambled eggs, cheeses, bacon, ham, and sausage โ€” โ€œWith only 6 carbs!โ€ But we Southerners who love breakfast arenโ€™t really into fad diets, so Hardees added a biscuit and drenched the whole thing with gravy, and now the revised โ€œDeluxe Breakfast Bowlโ€ is a big seller.โ€

And as for the New York Timesโ€™ editorial, hereโ€™s another readerโ€™s perspective:

โ€œFunny that I canโ€™t find a single instance on the NY Times site that lists the calorie or fat count for any of their recipes or of any of the dishes they review from major restaurants.โ€