A reader from down there around the Okefenokee Swamp:

Derb — That new Governor of yours doesn’t waste much time, does he? How long before the disclosures that the new Governor, and his Missus, did the nasty with the former New Jersey Governor and his missus, thus trumping the trio described by the Jersey pol’s former aide?
Traditional NJ-NY one-upsmanship — or more-then-one-upsmanship — should provide some splendid entertainment here.

[Me] Well, this is known locally as “the tri-state area.” When is the Governor of Connecticut going to step up to the plate here? She just going to let the competition go by default? (And shouldn’t that be “Governess”?)