Katie Couric this morning announced “Thank God” Katherine McPhee wasn’t voted off American Idol. “It would have been a tragedy, “because her daughter is a fan. She doesn’t want the finals to be all men, Katie announced. “I trained her well.”

It’s ok if you forget a line or sing off-tune because you’re a girl. This is what we call fairness in America.

This is my last American Idol post. Really.