Have you heard Obama’s latest? Let me just echo what a reader of ours says: The One has spoken! We must all shut up about this lipstick-and-pig business. So The One has decreed. Hail, o One!

By the way, for some non-pig election remarks, see the rest of the Corner and other NRO offerings, including — if I may — today’s Impromptus (I blush).

But don’t forget: The One has spoken!

(Okay, I’ll stop now — for now.)