I understand our new Treasury Secretary, 14-year-old Timmy Geithner (who doesn’t pay his taxes) is having trouble staffing up his department.

Well, here’s a modest proposal: Hold a job fair, Timmy. The NYC burbs I live in are silting up with unemployed Wall Streeters. I bet lots of them would like to have a gummint job. I wouldn’t mind one myself, come to think of it, and I know the difference between a stock and a bond. Well, I did once.

Of course, as with any job fair, you need to be sure you have some good crowd control procedures in place.