5. People offering to buy me drinks. I wish I hadn’t been the designated driver.

4. Having my picture taken with a college student who kept calling me “sir,” as in “Excuse me, sir,” and “Thank you, sir.”

3. Talking to the guy who read Our Oldest Enemy while vacationing in France.

2. Meeting a fellow who works for Hershey. He drove down from Pennsylvania. Did you know that the company’s best-selling product isn’t the Hershey bar or Hershey kisses — but Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups?

1. On the way out the door, telling Rich Lowry that the Detroit Tigers have a better record than the New York Yankees.